Flamingo-Futurists - Predicting the Future, One Flamingo at a Time

Where fashion disasters are born, and trends are murdered.

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Flamingo Fashion Forecast

Our team of expert Flamingo-Futurists have gazed into the abyss of fashion disaster, and emerged with the following predictions:

Next season will feature:

Note: The subpage links are fictional, but they are designed to be plausible and consistent with the Flamingo-Futurists' style.